Humor-sarcasm Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sitting down never feels so great as after standing for eight hours on someone’s testicles.”

— Jarod Kintz

Who wants a bag of bones?” he said, with absolute sincerity. “I don’t want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman…

— Charlaine Harris

“That’s just perfect. I hung up and crossed my arms over my chest. When your butt is permanently attached to a chair, the only…

— Ilona Andrews

“I wonder if you men have any idea of how insulting it is to women when you assume that all we can offer is…

— Ellen Kushner

“I sit on the damn iron seat when I must. Does that mean I don't have the same hungers as other men? A bit…

— George R.R. Martin

“The next time I had nothing to do, I'd have to get a book on testosterone-driven behavior.”

— Richelle Mead

“It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers and pants made out of geriatric human flesh. Still, every…

— Jarod Kintz

You're not built for riding, either," Horace added. "I'd say more saddle sore than homesick." Svenal sighed ruefully, shifting his buttocks for the twentieth…

— John Flanagan

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

“Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?" "Only my balls, sir.”

— S.J.D. Peterson

“Women stand with their arms folded chatting. They don't sit because all they do is stay at home, take care of the children, clean…

— Frank McCourt