Funny Quote by Jimmy Carr

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a…

— Joan Rivers

“Almost 60 percent of women marry down, meaning most women go for a man with the dad bod. The guy who is more than…

— Rachel Van Dyken

Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

— Tiger Woods

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

— Jack Nicholson

“Viagra isn't the only drug being prescribed off-label for women with arousal problems. Los Angeles urologist Jennifer Berman told me some doctors are prescribing…

— Mary Roach

Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have sex with…

— Green Monk

When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of…

— Rudy Espinoza

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

— Jimmy Carr

You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But…

— Jeanne Moreau

Many older women are inhibited and afraid to act. It is such a waste of human potential.

— Frances Lear

Some men can maintain cragginess and weary masculinity. Women just get old.

— Meryl Streep

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to…

— Margaret Cho