Beats Quote by Paul Daniels

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

— Jimmy Carr

Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life...

— Nikhil Saluja

Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

— Tiger Woods

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.”

— Matt Dunn

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a…

— Joan Rivers

Viagra does have a physiological effect, but it doesn't make women feel aroused. Nowadays, researchers are looking at drugs that affect the central nervous…

— Mary Roach

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

— Jack Nicholson

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

— George Burns

“You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!”

— Kensington Gore

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope

— Camille Paglia

I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

— Will Smith

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

— Anonymous