Eighty Quote by George Burns Download Open image “Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!” — George Burns ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eighty Fun Lunch Ninety Sex
Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!” — Kensington Gore Copy Share Image
Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
I'll keep having sex until I'm 100. I have three girlfriends, a TV show and a hugely popular men's magazine. — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Now that I near 80, I realize with wistful pleasure that on many occasions I was 10, 20, 40, even 50 years ahead of my time — Benoit Mandelbrot Copy Share Image
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns Copy Share Image
What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the… — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles. — George Burns Copy Share Image
By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. — George Burns Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on. — Jake Simmons, Jr Copy Share Image
At seventy-three I learned a little about the real structure of animals, plants, birds, fishes and insects. Consequently when I am eighty I'll have… — Hokusai Copy Share Image
We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want?… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
The dear good people don't know how long it takes to learn to read. I've been at it eighty years, and can't say yet… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
And old Dave, he'd go up to his room, y'understand, put on his green velvet slippers - I'll never forget - and pick up… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
It's odd about tattoos. I've talked to several hundred men convicted of homicide-multiple homicide, in most cases. The only common denominate- I could find… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Anyone who stops learning is old — whether this happens at twenty or at eighty. Anyone who keeps on learning not only remains young… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
Eighty and six years have I served Him, and He never did me any injury: how then can I blaspheme my King and my… — Polycarp Copy Share Image
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