By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. — George Burns Copy Share Image
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I… — George Burns Copy Share Image
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns Copy Share Image
In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. — George Burns Copy Share Image
When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods. — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns Copy Share Image
What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the… — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles. — George Burns Copy Share Image
By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. — George Burns Copy Share Image
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