Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat? -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
Now that's how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
We lost the coffin and you barbequed our lead, Mike. This has got to be the worst, most emotional cop week of… — Bad Boys 2 Leadership Copy Share Image
See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2 Religion Copy Share Image
You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he… — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
Change the station. More music, less Marcus. If you open the door, he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40… — Bad Boys 2 Music Copy Share Image
We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. -Mike Lowery — Bad Boys 2 Bad boy Copy Share Image
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image