Ed Quote by Rock Cowles Download Open image “I tried Viagra once. All it did was make me taller.” — Rock Cowles ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ed Humor Impotence Viagra
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug. — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2 Copy Share Image
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it. — Will Smith Copy Share Image
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am? — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When I first started out, I was considered a crackpot. The doctors used to say, "Don't go to that Jack LaLanne, you'll get hemorrhoids,… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
This girl wanted me to experience something I'd never experienced. She tried three times to get me high. Finally it worked, and I had… — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“We've got secrets coming out our arses and you want to take them to a clairvoyant?” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“So there you have it--my sorry tale. That's how something I though I controlled ended up controlling me.” — Sarah Darer Littman Copy Share Image
“I don’t need anyone else to distract me from myself anymore, like I always thought I would.” — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
“It's 4am again and I'm just getting started. People are boring and I want to burn with excitement or anger and bleed, bleed through my words. I want to get all fucked up and write real and raw and ugly and beautifully. I bet you're sleeping safe and calm, and you can stay there, it's safer there, and you wouldn't… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share
Connect with supportive people who empower you. The more you jump into your life, the further away from Ed you can get. Don't have… — Jenni Schaefer Copy Share Image
“So I was a stone in the sea. Gravity gave up on keeping me above the surface. I did not try to swim and so I sank to the bottom with no will to turn back. ”I’m tired,” I told him. ”I’m done”. But he wouldn’t let me and he held me up even on his hardest days and he… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share
“But who am I if I'm not Janie the bulimic? Bulimia has become so much a part of me that I can't remember what it felt like not to purge. It's been this secret that I have hidden from my parents and my friends (well, except for Nancy) and the rest of the world. It's the way I can let… — Sarah Darer Littman Copy Share
“We decided. We said that we weren't telling anyone. We said it was for art's sake. We said the more people who knew, the… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“My reflection followed me mercilessly in mirrors, car doors, shop windows. I lived in a world of circus mirrors, the grotesque distortion of my… — Bethany Pierce Copy Share Image
“There's one near Hoover Street Station. A picture of me, grass growing out of my heart while I'm talking to her. She looked at… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“When you feel like you would rather die than live another day with an eating disorder, know that I used to feel that way… — Jenni Schaefer Copy Share Image
“So I saw Beth today. She asked me how you were doing. Sounded like she wants you back." "We were over months ago." "You… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
![“Connect with supportive people who empower you. The more you jump into your life, the further away from Ed you can get. Don't have a backup plan for living. Live today. [...] Trust in God. Believe in yourself. Get friends and family members to stand behind you. That's the only backup you'll need.” quote by Jenni Schaefer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3ae/jenni-schaefer-22271_backup_connect-with-supportive-people-who-empow_842326.jpg)
