New york city Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My bed is bigger anyway. More room to fuck you on.”

— K. Webster

“I'm so small that my husband won't be able to find me in the bed. And when he does, he'll discover that my breasts…

— Kristin Cashore

“Nothing makes you feel smaller than New York City...”

— Christy Hall

“Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s all the erection I can muster.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My bed is massive (I drown in it, and it doesn’t matter how big the bed is, my nightmares more than fill it)”

— Kiersten White

“I want to work at a big firm. Erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can stay out here and compare inches for the entire night, but I'm going inside.”

— Ilona Andrews

“In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.”

— Amunhotep El Bey

“Tonight, I feel small. An entire night in the city seems to be too much for me, too immense for me to get lost…

— Charles Yu

“Incredible how small a room seems when you’re sharing it with a naked person.”

— Brett Hopson

“Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey”

— Suzanne Wright

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken