Sleep Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh dear sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and have fun day.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“we are convinced that sleep is a waste of valuable time and continue to chase these fantasies far into the night.”

— Alan Wilson Watts

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along the ground…

— Jarod Kintz

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection is equal to a small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No matter how hard you try, after the Day there will always be a Night...”

— Luis Marques

“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“It's surprising how many sleepless nights it takes to become an overnight success!”

— Christoph Martin

“I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my erection into an umbrella.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You never know how much you truly appreciate sleep until it’s snatched away from you.”

— Khloe Beutler

“Fuck sleep. I need you way more than I need sleep.”

— Sibylla Matilde