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Sleep Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

29 Sleep quotes by Nikhil Saluja

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If you’ve ever wondered how a modern mind frames the act of drifting off, Nikhil Saluja’s 29 snippets offer a surprisingly varied take. Some lean into the quiet hush of night, others tease the restless thoughts that keep us awake. It’s a compact yet lively look at how one writer threads the theme of sleep through his words.

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I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.

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I always take my 2 naps at a time.

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Luckiest are those who sleep well, no matter what.

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I love sleeping to avoid problems

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Trust A Few, Fuck The Rest

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When life pushes you down, take a nap.

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When I don't get RT's, I assume half of you are sleeping and the other half have a life.

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They say sleep is good for the brain. So why isn't allowed in office?

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Are you a cop?- me to every woman I'm about to sleep with.

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I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers.

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I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

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Sleep isn't cutting it for me anymore I need something stronger

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Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake.

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I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of…

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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.

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Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back…

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I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up

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I dont rise and grind. I rise and go right back to sleep.

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The best thing to do after a good night's sleep is to take a nap.

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Insomnia is your body's way of asking for an orgasm.

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Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person.

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Life would be so much easier if our arms disappeared during our sleep.

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My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy.

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Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..!

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Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer.

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If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..!

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Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open.

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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

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I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.

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Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

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Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

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I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

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In case of emergency , Break Dance!

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Oxymoron: She's Smart.

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Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

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I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

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