Sleep Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Trust A Few, Fuck The Rest

— Nikhil Saluja

I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.

— Nikhil Saluja

Luckiest are those who sleep well, no matter what.

— Nikhil Saluja

Insomnia is your body's way of asking for an orgasm.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont rise and grind. I rise and go right back to sleep.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sleep isn't cutting it for me anymore I need something stronger

— Nikhil Saluja

The best thing to do after a good night's sleep is to take a nap.

— Nikhil Saluja

They say sleep is good for the brain. So why isn't allowed in office?

— Nikhil Saluja

Life would be so much easier if our arms disappeared during our sleep.

— Nikhil Saluja

Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.

— Nikhil Saluja

Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back…

— Nikhil Saluja

Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..!

— Nikhil Saluja

My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy.

— Nikhil Saluja

I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up

— Nikhil Saluja

If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

— Nikhil Saluja

Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..!

— Nikhil Saluja