Corn on the cob Quote by Jill Shalvis

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Man, throughout the ages Hasn’t yet made up his mind Whether we’re fruit or vegetable. That’s okay, we still taste just fine.”

— Geryn Childress

“His enticing hazel greens had me begging for him. I couldn't stand it anymore-what a temptation! I wanted to taste every bit of him.”

— Elena Carpenter

“To be either too good or too bad drew attention. As much as he hated being the lettuce, it was his comfort zone.”

— Neal Shusterman

“I'm a vegetarian, you see, not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.”

— David David Katzman

“At the time, he told his children to watch themselves, to understand that the tides of conservatism came and went and if they could…

— Paolo Bacigalupi

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.

— Rick Riordan

“I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?”

— E. Lockhart

“Gawd, he thought furiously, he hadn't expected it to be like this. Just a lousy walk down the yard to give a carrot to…

— Dick Francis

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

“They were carnivores. That means they ate meat. And they spent all their time hunting for meat. Meat, meat, meat. Lots of meat. Nothing…

— Max Candee

“If there is a God, he’s a son of a bitch. If he wanted to do us a favor he would have made raw…

— Marshall Thornton