Quote by E. Lockhart

“A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?”

— Anonymous

“You must be awesome or not eat muffins.”

— Lucia Me

“He’d chosen his muffin, now he had to live with that choice. And whether or not she ultimately wanted his sausage was his problem.”

— Penny Reid

“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the…

— Jill Shalvis

“Man, throughout the ages Hasn’t yet made up his mind Whether we’re fruit or vegetable. That’s okay, we still taste just fine.”

— Geryn Childress

“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not…

— Penny Reid

“So, what do you say? Want to be my date for what is absolutely guaranteed to be a miserable evening—and before you answer, please…

— Susannah Nix

“If you're not going to go after your dreams, you may as well be a vegetable.”

— Bill Munroe

“You know how I love being referred to as your fancy piece.” “Sometimes you’re my love muffin.” He managed a strangled laugh. She could,…

— J.D. Robb

“Yeah, I should probably eat more vegetables, too,” I said, “but let’s face it. That isn’t going to happen. So what’s up?”

— Jim Butcher

“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring…

— H.M. Ward

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

— Jarod Kintz