Beef Jerky Quotes

“The combination of long-expired beef jerky and ten cans of Coors were likely responsible for the upheaval in his bowels.”

— Ryan Seek

“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred…

— David Wong

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and…

— James Patterson

“ Dear Mr. Gibbon. Sorry I was absent. Here is some salted food. Please grade it the way you would a jenti…

— Douglas Rees

When I'm on the road, I eat like I'm on the third day of a hiking trip all the time. I'm eating…

— Michelle Wolf

A great road trip snack for me personally is beef jerky, Cheezels and a ginger beer. Keeps the blood flowing.

— Ruel

Kaia darling, Willaim said, nearly leaping over a stand of beef jerky in his haste to reach her. Are you here to…

— Gena Showalter

After swimming, I have breakfast. I start with a big bowl of porridge - say, 100 grams of oats - then some…

— Eddie Hall

Wouldn't a handjob sound better if it was called called beef jerky? Stay thirsty my friends!

— Anonymous

“As it happens, the first souvenir I bought was a dried llama fetus. Revolting as it may sound, my poor stillborn llama…

— Amy Chua

“I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell…

— Jen Lancaster

“Owen couldn’t believe his luck. Candice Mayfair was the beautiful white wolf he’d seen that day so long ago. Not that she…

— Terry Spear

“Cold liquid splashing across his face brought Kevin Temple back to himself. He’d been on the road all night, a dedicated run…

— Marcus Sakey

“I might die from a bear attack; I could also succumb to a rattlesnake or a puma, slip down a rocky ravine,…

— Howard Smith

“I know I briefly mentioned them previously, but these are some of my favorite go-to snack ideas: 1. Quality beef jerky 2.…

— Michael Morelli

“PERCY ALREADY FELT LIKE THE lamest demigod in the history of lame. The purse was the final insult. They’d left R.O.F.L. in…

— Rick Riordan

“Newel and Doren had inexhaustibly consumed milkshakes, burgers, sandwiches, tacos, nachos, pretzels, nuts, beef jerky, trail mix, soda, doughnuts, candy bars, cookies,…

— Brandon Mull

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“The people of Baileyville were descended from Celts, from Scots and Irish families, who could hold on to resentment until it was…

— Jojo Moyes

I've always been obsessed by beef jerky.

— Elizabeth Hurley

“I was stealing salt shakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and…

— Paul Neilan

“Cowgirl Interlude (Bonanza Jellybean) She is lying on the family sofa in flannel pajamas. There is Kansas City mud on the tips…

— Tom Robbins

“Champagne was discovered by a Catholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one swallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, 'I'm drinking stars,…

— Tom Robbins

“Newel and Doren had inexhaustibly consumed milkshakes, burgers, sandwiches, tacos, nachos, pretzels, nuts, beef jerky, trail mix, soda, doughnuts, candy bars, cookies,…

— Brandon Mull

“Every time the satyrs had spotted a fast food joint that they recognized from a commercial, they had hollered for a meal…

— Brandon Mull