Life Quote by Jen Lancaster

“A complete stranger--a giant pancake, no less--has just appeared in their home," Boyd said. "Why isn't anyone reacting to this? Wouldn't they be screaming…

— Janet Evanovich

“Don't be an asshole" Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: "Kettle.Black." Fucking hell. "Did you guys plan that out?" "Yeah and if…

— J.R. Ward

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden

“Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at…

— James Oswald

“...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit,…

— Janet Evanovich

“There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk,…

— Gillian Flynn

“people today find real debate about actual topics difficult, and much prefer the parody of debate which consists of giving a dog a bad…

— N.T. Wright

“And you'll walk in rolling your eyes and you'll walk out whistling sadly through your teeth because the fuel of the Nerd Mafia is…

— Patton Oswalt

“You can't fathom why some people behave the way they do”

— EL James

“Humnnn,” he grunted, then laughed. “A dog bite can’t hurt a nigger.” “It’s swelling and it hurts,” I said. “If it bothers you, let…

— Richard Wright

“All the world's a rube, and he who tries to prove otherwise will be the first to wake onstage, victim of our just ridicule.”

— Jedediah Berry

“He’s very aware that everyone has stopped what they’re doing to watch us argue. So he backs away, shaking his head, and then turns…

— J.A. Huss