“ Dear Mr. Gibbon. Sorry I was absent. Here is some salted food. Please grade it the way you would a jenti… — Douglas Rees Food Copy Share Image
“What is that?" Dad said, looking at the doll. "It’s called the Scream," I said. "I know that, but what us it?”… — Douglas Rees Funny Copy Share Image
“There is a place you can go that is below down and beyond bad. When you get there, every minute that passes… — Douglas Rees Goals Copy Share Image
“I cast a spell to make me Juliet. It worked. But I forgot that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy. I got… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“I'd heard of Vlad Dracul, but only the name. The kids at Cotton Maher never said much except things like "The football… — Douglas Rees Big deal Copy Share Image
“But the only game she wanted to play was Kidnapper, where she tied me up and left me in my own tree… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
“Careful, Edmund,” I said. “She eats guys for breakfast.” “Should I pour milk on meself?” Edmund asked me, and grinned.” — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
