Deer Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Deer Fast food Might Miles Redneck Thinking
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road.… — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“You’d wait in the orchard for hours to watch a deer break from the shadows. You said it was like lifting a cello out… — Eduardo C. Corral Copy Share Image
I smiled,"Deoch, my heart is made of stronger stuff than glass. When she strikes she'll find it strong as iron-bound brass, or gold and… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Heartless though it may seem to some, among the least harmful things to eat are sustainably culled wild animals. In the absence of natural… — Tristram Stuart Copy Share Image
The deer aren't our prey or our possessions -- they're us. They're us at one point in the cycle of life and we're them… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
Deer won't trust their eyes, and they won't trust their ears, but they'll always trust their sense of smell. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
Enlightenment is like witnessing the brilliant sun for the first time in the morning. It is like seeing the beautiful flowers that grow in… — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
“The deer that goes too often to the lick meets the hunter at last!” — James Fenimore Cooper Copy Share Image
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. — John Green Copy Share Image
If, in order to succeed in an enterprise, I were obliged to choose between fifty deer commanded by a lion, and fifty lions commanded… — Vincent de Paul Copy Share Image
I now suspect that just as a deer herd lives in mortal fear of its wolves, so does a mountain live in mortal fear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I go to work, I feel like it's the first time; I feel terrified and excited and exhilarated and like a deer… — Liv Tyler Copy Share Image
