Balloons Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front…

— Bill Hicks

One time I dropped a fly ball in Milwaukee and, after the game, the writers asked me what happened. I told them, 'Well, I…

— Anonymous

I don't laugh at people any more when they say they've seen UFOs. I've seen one myself!

— Jimmy Carter

I am convinced that UFOs exist because I've seen one...

— Jimmy Carter

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?"…

— Bill Hicks

I spoke to a UFO researcher about an experience that I had. It was very strange and trust me, you don't want to hear…

— Jessica Origliasso

Among the hundreds of so-called "UFO reports" each year, a sizable fraction of those clearly observed by reputable witnesses remain unexplained-and difficult to explain…

— Richard Hall

Each year, thousands of UFOs are sighted and reported, which is an impressive tally of unidentified aerial phenomena. Surveys show that roughly one-third of…

— Seth Shostak

“UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”

— Toba Beta

I am really not a believer that there are UFOs observing us here on Earth, and yet I saw something that blew my mind,…

— Josh Gates

Once while vacationing at my grandparent's house in Rajasthan, we were sleeping on the roof and I spotted an object hovering around in the…

— Nimrat Kaur

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

— Bill Hicks