Joke Quote by Toba Beta Download Open image ““UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”” — Toba Beta ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Mystery Ufo
“UFOs are back in the news, and it is high time we took a serious look at the phenomenon. (Actually the time is ten… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“There is no UFO and also there is no alien, at least not in common mind nor reference.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“I stoped reading science fiction once I saw that the UFO was real. It became science fact that just hasn't been proven yet.” — Mike Bird Copy Share Image
“The UFO came to my house to show me the light, as if to say, 'Wake up, nigga! Snap out of it! We are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is scarcely a person on Earth who has not heard of UFOs; many believe in them. Few, however, can say much about them.… — Richard Dolan Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“You’ll never know what mysteries are written in the stars if you do not look up to the skies with curiosity and wonder.” — Yefon Isabelle Copy Share Image
“The UFOs were explicable enough, just experimental aircrafts from the airport. Of course the government was not going to tell people what was actually… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“When you get lost in a really strange place, nothing is more comforting than found your friend whom you trust and can show the… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Human race had never planned to show up in this universe. I wonder whether current human efforts are relevant to its sustainability.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“People tend to resist a change into something new and different. But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“The more you know, the less you understand. That's so cliche'. Wanna know the scary version? The more you know, the more fuckups you… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever there's a… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
