Kmart Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Kmart Might Thinking
I've been into horses as far back as I can remember. There is a particular kind here in America called the 'quarter horse' that… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
I have no time for real horses, so I have a plastic horse. Large size. Called Max Von Sydow. For photographs it looks real.… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that with riding a horse, you just hop on and yeehaw into the sunset. — Caleb McLaughlin Copy Share Image
The horse is a mirror to your soul... and sometimes you might not like what you see in the mirror. — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
My idea of horses is from when I grew up on a farm. They were big, and they were dumb. — Nelsan Ellis Copy Share Image
I grew up in a place where a lot of my friends had horses, so I grew up riding. But I'm not an expert. — Anson Mount Copy Share Image
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been riding since I was seven. If I were a horse, I would want an Hermes halter. — Linda Johnson Rice Copy Share Image
It always amazes me when people go rent horses and ride them. You mean you want me to pay you to ride a horse? — William Lucking Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America,… — Azealia Banks Copy Share Image
I started doing radio commercials for Kmart when I was 4. They had to splice all my consonants together because I couldn't talk very… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
You won't find average Americans on the left or on the right. You'll find them at Kmart. — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that. — Anna Nicole Smith Copy Share Image
Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree... — Hamish Blake Copy Share Image
As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for a minute?"… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me. Now I'm… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
