Horseshit Quote by Stephen King Download Open image “If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.” — Stephen King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Horseshit Horseshit Pony Lot Horseshit Ponies Pony Pony Vicinity
Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I was so strictly brought up that the only time I could get away would be on my own pony. I could ride wherever… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
My idea of horses is from when I grew up on a farm. They were big, and they were dumb. — Nelsan Ellis Copy Share Image
I must say...that more unmanly, brutal treatment of a little pony it was never my painful lot to witness; and by giving way to… — Anna Sewell Copy Share Image
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? — G. Gordon Liddy Copy Share Image
There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Horses were never wrong. They always did what they did for a reason, and it was up to you to figure it out. — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I used to have a pony but I outgrew it and I do dream that one day I will live in the country and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Horses were a way to travel to get to where we are today, and it is our job to protect them. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as enemies and equals? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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“Eddie saw great things and near misses. Albert Einstein as a child, not quite struck by a run-away milk-wagon as he crossed a street.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It hurt, of course, but more often than not the best things do, I've found. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time... Creative people probably do… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The sun had burned through and the day had gone from dull to dazzling, yet in the west blask-satin thunderheads continued to stack up.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Flakes of snow swirled and danced across the porch. The Overlook faced it as it had for nearly three-quarters of a century, its darkened… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“In that instant it all seemed to come clear to him- it came in a grisly flash of light, and he realized that the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the man who does the dirty job, of course, and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“¿Lo ves, tonto? Volvió a regañarse. Tú lo inventaste todo, gato asustado. No fue más que tu imaginación, gato asustado, gato asustado... No te… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“You can beat your brains out for her, and she’ll hand you horseshit on a platter.” — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“can’t digest food unless it has some E. coli in it for flavor. All this nutrition nonsense is horseshit.” — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
“VIOLET: Oh, horseshit, horeshit, let's all say horseshit. Say horseshit, Bill. BILL: Horseshit.” — Tracy Letts Copy Share Image
Human lives are hard, even those of health and privilege, and don't make much sense. This is the message of the Book of Job:… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit. — Zero Mostel Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Gruber said that happiness was not something she aspired to, that when we had seen as much of the world as she had,… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
I was no suffragette, but I was pretty sure the he-can’t-control-himself defense was a big, stinky load of horseshit. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“I'd rather marry lump of steaming horseshit than you." Lucy jutted her chin out."Smells better too.” — Sidney Ayers Copy Share Image
You can't let any team awe you. If you do, you'll wind up a horseshit player. — Luke Appling Copy Share Image
“There is a rich & vibrant oral tradition about how to write fast programs, and almost all of it is horseshit.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
