Dumb Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dumb Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Silly
“There's immeasurable glory in riding a tractor. You start by taking a lap around the fields, smelling the aroma, admiring the colors, day after… — Michael Paterniti Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow… — M.C. Humphreys Copy Share Image
“I reached into my pocket and took the medal and tossed it toward the black opening. It went right in. It disappeared into the… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Gotta have a rusted out red farm truck to prove you're a farmer in Sonoma, or a sheep-milk dairy man." - Jake Knight in… — Peter Prasad Copy Share Image
“I love the story about the old farmer, ragged and barefooted, who sat on the steps of his tumbledown shack, chewing on a stem… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
“Stewart got out of the truck and walked into the wheat field he’d parked beside. The stalks grew higher the deeper into the field… — Andrew Kaufman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Lawrence Schiller Copy Share Image
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make big action movies as a kid, and that was my dream. In a way, 'Swingers' was the thing I… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's… — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
