Ants Quote by Steven Wright

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

— Steven Wright

I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they…

— Will Rogers

Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.

— Hugh Laurie

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.

— Britt Ekland

I remember driving the tractor on our farm, and Tim McGraw would be on the radio. I'd find myself walking out of class, singing…

— Garrett Hedlund

It's us fun being a horse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.

— Warren Buffett

That's life. We all go through the tractor blades now and then. We all get bruised, and we all get cut. Sometimes the blade…

— Vicki Myron

I don’t know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time.

— Gene Logsdon

It's us fun being a gorse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.

— Warren Buffett

I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict those things.

— Jason Aldean

When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?

— George Erik Rupp

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor.

— Chuck Grassley