I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small! — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“God's nothing more than a twelve-year-old kid with an ant farm. He's always watching, but He's never gonna do anything.” — John Constantine Copy Share Image
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You owned a farm, and you grew teamwork, because yours was an ant farm. I was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
