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Cedric The Entertainer

(1964) Screenwriter United States

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Cedric The Entertainer is a screenwriter from the United States, best known for Flipping Boxcars.

Quick Facts About Cedric The Entertainer

Born: April 24, 1964
Nationality: United States
Profession: Screenwriter
Notable works: Flipping Boxcars

About Cedric The Entertainer

Cedric Antonio Kyles, better known by his stage name Cedric the Entertainer, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, and television host. Beginning in the 1990s, he built a successful career in stand-up comedy, as well as in film, television, and voice acting, earning recognition for his contributions to American comedy and entertainment.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Awards & Honors

star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Quotes by Cedric The Entertainer

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

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When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are…

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Comedian

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Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub MD's!

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If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

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I've been blessed to have a long career.

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Been

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Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a…

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I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first…

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The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues!

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Jackie robinson

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Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard…

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We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the…

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Audience

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Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where…

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Communication

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That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me…

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There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat…

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Black people

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Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

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Programming

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Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested…

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End of the day

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Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

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Ive been blessed to have a long career.

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Blessed

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Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed altogether. 'Cuz we run. Nigga, we run…

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Black people

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Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

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Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain't bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer.

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Entertainers

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Well, you heard that, didn't you, "Planters"?

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It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

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Big world

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I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.

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Grounded

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Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm in that damn neighborhood watch!

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