Quote by Cedric The Entertainer Download Open image “Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?” — Cedric The Entertainer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“But it was like Brennan had said the night before, when I’d told him I needed to tell my parents everything including about him… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“He called it the Carrock, because carrock is his word for it. He calls things like that carrocks, and this one is the Carrock… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“After dinner the Texan invited Cochran to accompany him to a whorehouse but he declined saying he'd feed, walk and water the horse. 'Strikes me you had a big day and some poontang might ease your mind.' 'Nope. Killed a man I hated today and I don't want to mix my pleasures. I want to lay in bed and think… — Jim Harrison Copy Share
“Alf understood this. Everyone had said 'no' to him too, and he had said 'no' to everyone and everything in return. He looked at… — Michael Sadoff Copy Share Image
“The silhouettes of houses slipped past before I could catch them and remember the people we were leaving behind. In a couple of hours… — J.C. Burke Copy Share Image
“I straightened in my chair and took a sip of tea to buy time. I knew Memphis had wanted our relationship to remain a… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“After Mother got her picture, we all stood around the fire truck eating moon-shaped cookies dusted with powdered sugar that the mayor's wife had brought in some Tupperware. It was stuff like that that'd break your heart about Leechfield, what Daddy meant when he said the town was too ugly not to love.” — Mary Karr Copy Share
“You had better not," I shouted after him."Do you hear me,O'Malley? I will tell Gavin's sister you slept with a stuffed bunny abbit until… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“It had only been a figure of speech when I had told Trey earlier that I had planned on partying until I puked. I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand. I wasn’t sure that I was done tossing just yet. "What the hell!" I heard Caroline's shrill, drunken voice from the ground on the other side of… — Andrea Smith Copy Share
“Then the Union forces burned the University of Alabama.' Uncle Wiggens opened and closed his fists, wriggling his fingers. I think they were supposed… — Kristin Levine Copy Share Image
“All around, grown men were getting out of cars and shoving at each other like fifteen-year-olds, the bunch of juiced-up, armchair quarterbacks ready to… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub MD's! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2 grand I made and bought Lovita a real nice… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues! — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
