Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny fortune cookie
I was in the most restricted prison in China, the most tough. The design of the prison is modeled for internal crimes of the… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
I want to take Chinese cooking to the next level and bury the takeaway mentality. — Alvin Leung Copy Share Image
I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung! — Solomon Burke Copy Share Image
Let me start with Yahoo. As we meet today, a Chinese citizen who had the courage to speak his mind on the Internet is… — Tom Lantos Copy Share Image
I thought, if I go to China, I might find food to eat. The only reason to escape was to find a bowl of… — Park Yeon-mi Copy Share Image
I have the responsibility to tell everybody that I am not the only political prisoner in Hong Kong and that there will be more… — Joshua Wong Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
