Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny fortune cookie
Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. — Veronica Webb Copy Share Image
That tag - underwear model - I just can't get rid of it. And it's such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It's like… — Jamie Dornan Copy Share Image
So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants. — Hank Green Copy Share Image
Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
If your shorts look like they're being eaten by your butt, they're not meant for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,… — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
