Ass Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Dog Food Want
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Compared to their sense of smell, dogs seem to pay a lot less attention to their sense of taste. Apparently they believe that if… — Stanley Coren Copy Share Image
Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between dog and human is that dog only lick his ass by himself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dogs are losing their noses. Other research has supported the odd and disturbing result that companion dogs are not only not using their smelling abilities to their capacity; they are forgetting how to be sniffers. In a human-defined, visual world, it seems that it does not pay to notice all the smells around the house, to sort their way through… — Alexandra Horowitz Copy Share
The time comes to every dog when it ceases to care for people merely for biscuits or bones, or even for caresses, and walks… — Frances Power Cobbe Copy Share Image
The dog’s agenda is simple, fathomable, overt: I want. “I want to go out, come in, eat something, lie here, play with that, kiss… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Dogs are born knowing exactly what they want to do: eat, scratch, roll in disgusting stuff, sniff and squabble with other dogs, roam, sleep,… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
“When people visit my farm they often envision their dog, finally off-leash in acres of safely fenced countryside, running like Lassie in a television show, leaping over fallen tree trunks, shiny-eyed with joy at the change to run free in the country. While they're imagining that heartwarming scene, their dog is most likely gobbling up sheep poop as fast as… — Patricia B. McConnell Copy Share
Dogs are not friends when food is around, everyone wants a bigger share — Wilson Khashane Msendevu Copy Share Image
“A dog is just as eager to lick the hand of a bad master as he is to lick the hand of a good… — The Eyes of the Dragon Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
