Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If your shorts look like they're being eaten by your butt, they're not meant for you.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Short
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A few brands have asked me to design shorts for them. I'm not sure about that. I don't want to have them as a… — Juergen Teller Copy Share Image
I personally am not a shorts-wearing guy. That goes for any form of shorts, beside sports shorts, that I have to wear. — James Wolk Copy Share Image
My big mission in life is to get guys out of those big, baggy board shorts down to their knees. It always looks like… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like… — Maggie Grace Copy Share Image
Shorts are silly. Men in shorts are silly men. And silly is the very worst thing a man can be. — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
