If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way.… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
