Funny Quote by Taylor Tomlinson

I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it.

— Taylor Tomlinson

My dad's really funny.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad.

— Taylor Tomlinson

Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I just want to talk about darker subjects.

— Taylor Tomlinson

After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap.

— Taylor Tomlinson

Nobody is truly for everyone and now you don't have to be.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I was a really shy, scared kid. I was really, really anxious to go on stage for the first five years that I was…

— Taylor Tomlinson