People are in denial all the time, hiding things. If I tell you a racist or dirty joke and you laugh, you're… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?” — John Barnes Copy Share Image
"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“Its true. We did go in that room together and yes we were going to…you know… but Logan was so drunk. Like… — Ali Harper Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
“There are so many dirty names for her that one rarely learns them all, even in one’s native language. There are dirty… — Andrea Dworkin Copy Share Image
“That night at the Brooklyn party, I was playing the girl who was in style, the girl a man like Nick wants:… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that… — Thomas Keneally Copy Share Image
“Like other kinds of intelligence, the storyteller's is partly natural, partly trained. It is composed of several qualities, most of which, in… — John Gardner Copy Share Image
We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ After a bout of sex, Sam: And P.S., if I'm going to have to do this Bible-holding business twice a year,… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Dirty joke! Timmy fell in mud. Clean joke! Timmy played with bubbles in the bath. Dirty part of Clean joke! Bubbles was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But… — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
