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Chairs Quote by Billy Joel

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“Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.”

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Everybody is different. Some writers can write reams of great books and then J. D. Salinger wrote just a few. Beethoven wrote nine symphonies.…

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Only the good die young.

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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in…

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I don't want some pretty face to tell me pretty lies, all I want is someone to believe.

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I've always said about 50% of what happens at a concert has to do with the audience. If you play for a dead audience…

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She's the quiet type who's into heavy metal.

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Rock and roll just used to be for kicks, now a days it's politics.

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Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial…

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Usually when I'm writing, I try to write fairly quickly. If a song sits around too long, it starts to take on a stink.…

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My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible.

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I was listening to stuff and I realized that I've had a lot of different lives. You know the theory [that says] every seven…

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If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.

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“Yes, when I get big and have my own home, no plush chairs and lace curtains for me. And no rubber plants. I'll have…

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I've always thought that the most extraordinary special effect you could do is to buy a child at the moment of its birth, sit…

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He sank into the rocking chair, the same one in which Rebecca had sat during the early days of the house to give embroidery…

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Forget the noose. Forget the Iron Maiden. Forget the electric chair or the guillotine. The mind was mankind's most painful torture chamber, the blessed…

Tiffanie DeBartolo

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I thought being in the wheelchair might be kind of limiting for me as an actor. It turned out cool in a lot of…

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Now know I well what people sought formerly above all else when they sought Teachers of virtue. Good sleep they sought for themselves, and…

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Keelhaul the poets in the vestry chairs.

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He's earned all his money himself, with his fists. He didn't steal it like the rest of our politicians. And he'll be less tempted…

Vitali Klitschko

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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…

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Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed…

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I'm not a big hijinker. I'm a big sit-in-my-chair-and-read-a-book-er.

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Show some mercy to this chair which has stretched out its arms to you for so long; please satisfy its desire to embrace you!

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