Dirty Quote by Mr. T Download Open image “Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.” — Mr. T ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty Dirty joke Dirty jokes Drunk Jokes Sloppy Them
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
This guy Clubber Lang, I've been him all my life. He's mean and hungry just like me. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I tell everybody, I get so much because I give so much. I give freely, I give all my time, give all my money,… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I'm tough when I have to be, tender when I should be. When you find a really tough guy, he's not a predator. He… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be cocky, but if I'm never on TV again, if I never make another dollar, I am proud. I did… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I hope people have pulled something about me and said "Hey Mr. T loves his mother, hey Mr. T ain't no dummy, hey Mr.… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I try to use my experience and the fact that I grew up in the ghetto - I tell people you don't have to… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
If every man loves his mother, he's going to treat the ladies right, with love and respect. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
Back in the day, I would wear up to 45 pounds of gold. It would take me four hours to get dressed! — Mr. T Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna buy something without planning. If I buy $100,000 worth of gold, I gotta put $100,000 aside for my family in case… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm a film guy. I love it. When I read the screenplay, I knew that there would be no HD camera that could achieve… — Deon Taylor Copy Share Image
Whenever we touch nature we get clean. People who have got dirty through too much civilization take a walk in the woods, or a… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Just between you and me, shouldn’t the World Bank be encouraging MORE migration of the dirty industries to the LDCs [Less Developed Countries]?... I… — Lawrence Summers Copy Share Image
Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the man who does the dirty job, of course, and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and seeing the 'National Inquirer' at the grocery store checkout line. When somebody actually picked up a copy, it… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window, Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find. — Natasha Bedingfield Copy Share Image
I'm supportive of women, absolutely, and it's so gratifying to have girls come up and say, 'I'm really inspired by your guitar playing.' I… — St. Vincent Copy Share Image
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a… — Jim Cummings Copy Share Image
My hair is naturally blond and thin, so I like to give it some texture. Sexy, dirty bedhead is good for blonds. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
