Dirty joke Quote by Anonymous

A blond come out of a public bathroom and says to the girl in line sorry I was blowing bubbles the next girl went…

— Anit Kits

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

— Buddy Hackett

There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon school with…

— Gabrielle Williams

“A new girl came to work in the room, and the cat was still in it. The cat hid from the new girl in…

— J.M. McDermott

“As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder Mr. Bubble always gave me a urinary tract infection and hives.' Mr…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Oh shit, I wouldn’t use that towel if I were you,” Gavin mumbles. I ignore him scrubbing every inch of my face, hoping that…

— Tara Sivec

“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them. He responded…

— Lindsey Brookes

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Well, if isn’t my favorite bran muffin.” She was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a Lucky Strike.…

— Sophie Monroe

“Once, John confronted a neighbor whose son had kicked a ball into the backyard. The boy’s mother apologized profusely and asked for the ball…

— Andrew Gifford

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

— Jimmy Kimmel

“No child’s face is dirty even if it is muddy, because an innocent face has so much light that anything comes onto it becomes…

— Mehmet Murat ildan