Chance Quote by Doug Larson

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

— Jonathan Raban

I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

— Eric Andre

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.

— Anonymous

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

— Frank Dane

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

— Brendan Behan

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

— Julius Charles Hare

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

I've always liked a good joke that everybody can laugh at.

— John Cameron Mitchell

You can take my dirtiest, craziest joke, and I can break down in my head why there's a good, honest, honorable reason for telling…

— Carlos Mencia

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

— Carol Burnett

I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of…

— Lewis Black