Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
