One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV.… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I think we're in an age starved for genuine experiences, instead of cathartic phony experiences through the media, structured, engineered experiences. And… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is no acting because… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
“In the nineteenth century, girls who learned to develop orgasmic capacity by masturbation were regarded as medical problems. Often they were 'treated'… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
Think of the human body as a volcano that erupts releasing its gasses and lava flows. If the natural release mechanisms were… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love. — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Sex without love is nothing more than a complex form of masturbation.” — August Clearwing Copy Share Image
Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people. The same way we have learned to ignore the… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
And it’s not like I’ve never jacked off. I’m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation. — Reuben Fine Copy Share Image
It is practically an axiom in psychiatry that precocious intellect combined with physical weakness can give rise to many unpleasant character traits… — Sam Savage Copy Share Image
You don't have to have a man! Masturbation is especially useful for older women, because men die sooner than we do. And… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Art is the process of evoking pity and terror, which is not abstract at all but very human. What the self-styled modern… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I always think that the difference between film and theater is like the difference between masturbation and making love. Because, in film,… — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
“The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“What would you do if I told you excessive masturbation can be a symptom of electromagnetic radiation exposure?” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Sorry not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your masturbation schedule. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.” — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes. — Dan Johnson Copy Share Image
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Procrasination is like masturbation. In the end you are just screwing yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The war against illegal file-sharing is like the church's age-old war against masturbation. It's a war you just can't win. — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
