What was said about him, what the females needed to believe about him, was just oral masturbation for mouths that needed to… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new… — Barista Uno Copy Share Image
Masturbation is forbidden since he is destroying the potential to create a life. This sin is not punishable by court, only by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality,… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
It's masturbation for writers to be able to write this absolutely outrageous personality, in a character that you somehow agree with, part… — Rie Rasmussen Copy Share Image
The war against illegal file-sharing is like the church's age-old war against masturbation. It's a war you just can't win. — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!” — Michael McCarthy Copy Share Image
Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
I think that at a certain age, say fifteen or sixteen, poetry is like masturbation. But later in life good poets burn… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that's inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturbation, when… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy. — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation. — Mick Garris Copy Share Image
If you say children wouldn't know anything about masturbation on their own, you've never changed a little boy's diaper. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“Often, no sooner would the mind begin to scale the heights of Mt. Knowledge than it would receive a frantic call from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“A writer should be able to open a window or two and prompt others to see the world and themselves in a… — Barista Uno Copy Share Image
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
“And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“I think I know what he is REALLY doing in there... and thinking about ME while doing it." (continuing) "But when he… — Steven L. Sheppard Copy Share Image
Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
