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“shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in an embarrassed fashion, and never be the topic of party conversation.” quote by Lorrie Moore
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“shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in an embarrassed fashion, and never be the topic of party conversation.”

Lorrie Moore

About This Quote

Source Essay: “The Art of Shopping,” 2001

Shopping is a private, mundane act, not suited for public discussion.

In simple terms: Shopping is a solitary, boring activity.

Key Takeaway

Keep personal habits private.

Themes

privacy mundanity social norms

Mood

witty observational

Type

humorous critical

When to use this quote

  • dating
  • social gatherings
  • online shopping

Key Concepts

consumer behavior personal embarrassment

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why do we hide banal activities?
  • Is privacy always necessary?
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