Procrasination is like masturbation. In the end you are just screwing yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
“Cycling, like masturbation, is fun and easy to do - sometimes all day long.” — Tom Doig Copy Share Image
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy. — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
“Writing is like masturbation. It might not bear fruit, but it certainly does feel good.” — Charles Delmar author of My Cooking Coach and creator of MyCookingCoach.com Copy Share Image
“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!” — Michael McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Procrastination is like masturbation: it's fun for awhile, but in the end, you're only screwing yourself.” — Lauren Kunze Copy Share Image
Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection. — Scott Grimes Copy Share Image
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
I think that at a certain age, say fifteen or sixteen, poetry is like masturbation. But later in life good poets burn… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Light mayonnaise is like masturbation—it approximates the real thing but leaves you unfulfilled, ultimately leading to fantasies about diving face-first into a… — Susan Donovan Copy Share Image
