Crime Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

— Jeremy Piven

It's been a long while since we've had a major celebrity criminal case.

— Renee Montagne

Famous crime stories almost always lead to the passing of new laws. There's a great many intersections between this unseemly tabloid phenomena and serious…

— Bill James

Sending Paris Hilton to jail for being the most loathed celeprosy lesion in the history of the species seems like a happening idea at…

— Rob Sheffield

You never know what's going to happen when somebody endeavors to do a true crime story. It can be horribly misleading. It could be…

— Marcia Clark

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.

— Natasha Leggero

My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better to testify…

— Tom Colicchio

In the world of celebrity, there is one universal law: if there's a scandal or death, Al Sharpton will be there.

— Shawn Amos

“Sometimes you have to recycle celebrities to make them interesting, and they can be even better the second time around. Case in point: the…

— John Waters

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.

— Jay Leno

Celebrity damages private life.

— Tim Berners-Lee

That's the misconceptions that people have, that Chuck Berry went to jail. They're just totally wrong. It might have said something in the large…

— Chuck Berry