House Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

— Chris Rock

I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way, he's too…

— Heavy D

If I see a police officer behind me, and I can pull over into, like, a shopping center or something, I do it.

— Charlamagne tha God

I don't want to hide. If I get arrested, I get arrested.

— Edward Snowden

I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen.

— Tracy Morgan

It has been rumored that during his first concert in London this summer, Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael the first, will make a surprise…

— Seth Meyers

I don't want to go all Michael Jackson on you, but I never really had a childhood.

— Robert Downey Jr

Michael (Jackson) was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands…

— Quincy Jones

There was a time Michael Jackson couldn't get his video on MTV because he was considered to be 'urban.' The Michael Jackson. So I…

— Kanye West

And I'm looking at him like, 'Oh my God. This is Michael Jackson'. I fainted, blacked out - like seriously blacked out.

— Brandy Norwood

Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever…

— Rodney Dangerfield

For several days I lived in my car in a retail park just off the M5. My ex-wife called the police and declared me…

— Jay Blades