Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

— Rodney Dangerfield

They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something.…

— Bruce Wayne

When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them.

— Danny Masterson

Being lost is the way, how else can you be found?

— Elizabeth Cunningham

“Vanished children, I can't think where I lost them...”

— Robert Charles Wilson

In a crisis, don't hide behind anything or anybody. They're going to find you anyway.

— Anonymous

One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!

— Rodney Dangerfield

“My parents haven’t raised me to fear the police, just to be smart around them.”

— Angie Thomas

When we need a policeman, God bless 'em, they're there. But, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, everything seems suspicious.

— Fred Willard

“If you don't get lost, how will you ever be found?”

— Jade Castle

I used to hide behind doors pretending to be a mouse listening to the grown up's conversations. I always wanted to hear them plotting…

— Dawn O'Porter