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Dating Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much…” quote by Gilbert Gottfried — Download Open image

“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”

Gilbert Gottfried

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