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“It has been rumored that during his first concert in London this summer, Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael the first, will make a surprise appearance on stage. Where it's expected he will point to his dad and tell the police officer accompanying him, 'That's the guy.'”

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Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.

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“Police not enforcing laws results in a high crime rate that is formally reported as a low crime rate in police statistics.”

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