Boys Quote by Tony Duvert

“No one seems to criticize the pastoral functions of baptizing or marrying, but warning against carnality and exposing lukewarmness are not readily received!”

— Frank Damazio

“The Boy Scouts might have the motto "Be Prepared," but where I grew up, you practically went straight from diapers to manhood.”

— Phil Robertson

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”

— Nenia Campbell

Boys are like toliets they are either vacant, occupied, out of order, or full of shit that's why it's called boylet: boy+let!

— Anonymous

“I’d found boys were fairly simple creatures to figure out, at least on a primal level—on a mind, heart, and soul matter they were…

— Nicole Williams

“When you’re the father of a little boy, which involves many joys, you do have one rationalization in your back pocket that is ready…

— Wendell Jamieson

This must be part of Mother Nature's master plan—making these boys so irresistibly cute, in such a naughty way, that the purity of their…

— Rachel Cohn

“It has become socially acceptable for a baby to suck anything, be it bottle, dummy, soft toy, blanket or the nearest adult finger, while…

— Gabrielle Palmer

“You shouldn't be too hard with little boys. You should treat them as precious, because that's what they are. —James Harker”

— Edward Bloor

“Mama and I sat on a burping bus full of chickens in cages, and round-eyed babies on round mothers' laps. (The Pinata-Maker's Daughter)”

— Eileen Granfors

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

“Once Tyler did his job, a nurse would take Tyler's sperm, wash them in the spin cycle, give them each a spritz of cologne…

— Dina Silver