Funny Quote by Mark Twain Download Open image “Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed” — Mark Twain ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Heaven Humorous Inspirational May Profanity Swear Swearing
Let us consider that swearing is a sin of all others peculiarly clamorous, and provocative of Divine judgment. — Isaac Barrow Copy Share Image
Come, swear it, damn thyself, lest, being like one of heaven, the devils themselves should fear to seize thee; therefore be double-damned, swear,--thou art… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation! — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“The first thing that ye swear to is, That with your whole hearts ye agree and resolve, all the days of your life, constantly… — Various Copy Share Image
“If a situation requires swearing to God it is — by definition — extreme.” — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Christianity is not about not swearing. It’s not about not having impure thoughts. Really, it’s not about not at all. Christianity is about Jesus. — Judah Smith Copy Share Image
Here I swear, and as I break my oath may ... eternity blast me, here I swear that never will I forgive Christianity! It… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“As far as I can see, Italy, for fifteen hundred years, has turned all her energies, all her finances, and all her industry to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
