Love Quotes by Mark Twain

Never do wrong when people are looking.

— Mark Twain

All gods are better than their reputation.

— Mark Twain

The funniest things are the forbidden.

— Mark Twain

The secret of making progress is to get started.

— Mark Twain

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

— Mark Twain

Make your vacation your vocation.

— Mark Twain

“There ain't no harm in a hound, nohow.”

— Mark Twain

Love is a madness; if thwarted it develops fast.

— Mark Twain

I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.

— Mark Twain

I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserved.

— Mark Twain

Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

— Mark Twain

...majority Patriotism is the customary Patriotism.

— Mark Twain

If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

— Mark Twain

An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

— Mark Twain

I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

— Mark Twain

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

— Mark Twain

Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.

— Mark Twain

It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ...…

— Mark Twain

They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

— Mark Twain

Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life.…

— Mark Twain

You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

— Mark Twain

What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

— Mark Twain

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

— Mark Twain

You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to…

— Mark Twain

Honesty is the best and the most expensive gift you can give to someone. It brings trust. It makes you trustworthy, which…

— Mark Twain

“Except for my daughters, I have not grieved for any death as I have grieved for his . His was a great…

— Mark Twain

A public library is the most enduring of memorials, the trustiest monument for the preservation of an event or a name or…

— Mark Twain

We love old travelers: we love to hear them prate, drivel and lie; we love them for their asinine vanity, their ability…

— Mark Twain

“Kill the women? No – nobody ever saw anything in the books like that. You fetch them to the cave, and you’re…

— Mark Twain

Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is…

— Mark Twain

Very well, then, where do we arrive? Where do we arrive with our respect, our homage, our filial affection? At Adam! At…

— Mark Twain

“A public library is the most enduring of memorials, the trustiest monument for the preservation of an event or a name or…

— Mark Twain

“I've just come to my room, Livy darling, I guess this was the memorable night of my life. By George, I never…

— Mark Twain

“The Shepherdsons done the same. It was pretty ornery preaching—all about brotherly love, and such-like tiresomeness; but everybody said it was a…

— Mark Twain

“A God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every…

— Mark Twain

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two…

— Mark Twain

A man's house burns down. The smoking wreckage represents only a ruined home that was dear through years of use and pleasant…

— Mark Twain

“O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them! With them…

— Mark Twain

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

— Mark Twain