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Ahead of the game Quote by Chris Rock

“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.” quote by Chris Rock — Download Open image

“If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.”

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